Casey Bye

Writer, Musician, Consumer of Nerd Culture.

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Chats with Steve: The Katy Perry Movie

This is Chats with Steve, in which I copy and paste inane conversations I've had on Gmail chat with my fellow Knee-Jerk editor, Steve. In this episode: the Katy Perry doc, Part of Me .

steve: colleen just watched that last night

Casey: ha

steve: while i read in the other room

Casey: it's a little bit fascinating and it has a good story arc

steve: yeah i have no interest in htat

Casey: you say that now. what did coll think

steve: she liked it she said russel brand was a dick or something and then she sang katy perry songs in bed until she fell asleep

Casey: yeah the interesting stuff to me was her early recording days before anyone gave a fuck

steve: when she was on a gospel label or whatever

Casey: she only did that for a few months i guess the rest of the time she was trying to be allanis morrisette

steve: she should have tried to be dave coulier

Casey: nodoy

steve: nodoy

steve: i'm going to name a dog "doy"

steve: so when he jumps on the couch i can say no, doy

Casey: yes. i understood

steve: no, you didn't i had to explain it to you. nodoy

Casey: ok

steve: the dog's name is doy

steve: and so when the dog does things i don't approve of, i can say no, doy get it now?

Casey: maybe

steve: the dog's name is doy

Casey: uhhuh. go on ...

steve: and so when the dog, whose name is doy, misbehaves, i can say, "No, doy" because the dog's name is doy

Casey: Hold on. You're going too fast.

THE END.