Chats with Steve: Kraft Awesome Straws

This is Chats with Steve, in which I copy and paste inane conversations I've had on Gmail chat with my buddy Steve.

me: I'm gonna visit my parents this weekend.

steve: sounds like a blast, dude

me: so blast
12:38 PM what's your blast today?
12:39 PM that's like the slogan for a commercial with kids riding skateboards with helmets and it's like a hi-c juicebox or something

steve: Kraft Awesome Straws -- What's Your Blast?

me: they are just things filled with cheese spread you suck out of individual straws

steve: yeah, they come in flavors like Mondo Cheddar

me: for a limited time: Extreme Brie

steve: Monterrey Jacked Up

me: Shutup! Swiss

steve: hahaha what's your blast

 steve: they'd have pop culture icons-themed products

 me: like No Doubt Nacho
12:50 PM: with gwen stefani on the straw

steve: yeah, and no doubt tours in support of the product, just replacing the lyrics of their old songs.
12:52 PM but none of it makes any sense. "i'm walking in an awesome straw. so leave a message and i'll call you back."

me: "This straw is so cheesy/C-H-E-E-S-Y!" 

I know that's solo Gwen, btw. I'm no fool.

steve: What's your blast?

me: we should do a radio commercial for these

steve: definitely

 me: Awesome Straws. What's YOUR Blast?

 steve: Bow Dunna Dunna Dun -- Awesome Straws. Wave of the Future. Suck Cheese in your Face!

Chats with Steve

This is Chats with Steve, in which I copy and paste inane conversations I've had on Gmail chat with my buddy Steve.

Casey Bye: king crimson is putting out a live album jan 13th. how happy are you?

steve tartaglione: zzzzzzzzz

don't care

tell me when wham reunites

Casey Bye: they just did

in my garage

steve tartaglione: i read "in my garbage" which is way better

Chats with Steve: The Katy Perry Movie

This is Chats with Steve, in which I copy and paste inane conversations I've had on Gmail chat with my fellow Knee-Jerk editor, Steve. In this episode: the Katy Perry doc, Part of Me .

steve: colleen just watched that last night

Casey: ha

steve: while i read in the other room

Casey: it's a little bit fascinating and it has a good story arc

steve: yeah i have no interest in htat

Casey: you say that now. what did coll think

steve: she liked it she said russel brand was a dick or something and then she sang katy perry songs in bed until she fell asleep

Casey: yeah the interesting stuff to me was her early recording days before anyone gave a fuck

steve: when she was on a gospel label or whatever

Casey: she only did that for a few months i guess the rest of the time she was trying to be allanis morrisette

steve: she should have tried to be dave coulier

Casey: nodoy

steve: nodoy

steve: i'm going to name a dog "doy"

steve: so when he jumps on the couch i can say no, doy

Casey: yes. i understood

steve: no, you didn't i had to explain it to you. nodoy

Casey: ok

steve: the dog's name is doy

steve: and so when the dog does things i don't approve of, i can say no, doy get it now?

Casey: maybe

steve: the dog's name is doy

Casey: uhhuh. go on ...

steve: and so when the dog, whose name is doy, misbehaves, i can say, "No, doy" because the dog's name is doy

Casey: Hold on. You're going too fast.

THE END.